I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months ………. I just didn't know her first name was Always.ġ2. Remember: Marriage is the number one cause of divorce.ġ1. She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"ġ0. She got a mud pack, and looked great for two days………. My wife told me the car wasn't running well because there was water in the carburetor. She has an electric blender, electric Toaster and electric bread maker.She said, "There are too many gadgets and no place to sit down!" ……….So I bought her an electric chair.ħ. someone in a bar at dawn: I don’t drink my first beer until dark.A blind man answers: So do I. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said………. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. ![]() Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.ģ. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a Little beverage, good food and companionship She goes on Tuesdays I go on Fridays.Ģ. RED SKELTON'S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGEġ.
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